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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Stepped in It

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Nov 10, 2013 at 2:33 PM

Dear shithead,
I don't know what the shit would inspire you to shit on the floor of the Portland Loo (to be referred to henceforth as the shitter), but this is absolutely Bullshit.
I'm homeless, so therefore my life is somewhat shitty to begin with, so it was even more shitty when I woke up and walked to the shitter to take my morning shit, and what happens? I open the door and STEP IN HUMAN SHIT!! Then the next day, I go to another shitter, and barely miss stepping in shit. I am now officially on a shithead hunt, and you better believe that when I find out who the Shithead that shit on the floor of the shitter is, I will kick the shit out of you and wipe the shit-eating grin off of your face, with your own shit.


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