Hey, guy in our tiny company changing room. Thanks for leaving your sweaty workout clothes and underwear strewn all over the floor every morning. The rest of trying to cram in and use the space really love stepping around your disgusting stuff while you leiasurely shower and brush your teeth. Why don't you use one of the lockers like the rest of us? Or put your stuff in a bag? Or just die? Maybe you just don't see the rest of us. Or you don't care. Or your a dick.
There's an Empty Locker Right There. Use It!
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