We all like decent crossdressers. You, sir, are not one. You are a manipulative fetishmonger masquerading as a victimized queer, which I hope you someday realize is a huge insult to true victimized queers and honorable fetishists. The next time you take advantage of my shopowner friends' gracious service, waste their precious time, and disgust their patrons, I will gleefully speed over from fucking Hillsboro to punch you in the nuts that you are smearing all over their carefully cared-for vintage. Your unwanted-exhibitionist ass is no longer welcome on anybody's property. I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU.
Dear R******, AKA "G-String Man"
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