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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Dorky Bits

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Nov 26, 2013 at 10:33 AM

Now you might think that life is a Ben and Jerry's cartoon but i really dont appreciate you sticking your noodle in my ice cream. Thats not pasta and you are not Oscar Meier. In fact if i had teeth that would be one less hot dog making the rounds of the eighty year old birth canals down at the rest home where you "work". Yeah i know of at least two that you messed with on your lunch hour. Its not funny man. And neither was you messing up my Ice cream. Even if we were drunk. Which also wont happen again. One less kerosene cohort for you.

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