Fuck your fancy potluck. Fuck your from-scratch fascism. Fuck your asshole friends. Fuck your dutch oven. Fuck your offer to help me make my own salad dressing next time. Fuck your condescension. Fuck your perfectly mis-matched vintage plates. Fuck you for making socializing a god-damn cooking competition.
I Hate Potlucks
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