I didn't have time to wait weeks for a speedy trial. They say I beat the shit out of a couple of cops, putting them in the hospital, but I don't have any conscious recollection of that. Funny how I was never charged with assaulting police officers. The contemptuous Multnomah County judge that ordered me not to talk about the case against me can go fuck himself. I was just passing through town anyway. Now, I'm in Hawaii and they're all freezing their abusive asses off.
The Endless Summer Sure is Nice
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