Stop wasting everyone's time while you dig through your change and sort out the "foreign currencies," as you mumble something about how you've been abroad so long that our money looks strange. I'm not going to ask you where you've been even though you want me to. All I want is for you to pay for your bagel and get the hell out. And why do you still have non-American money in your pockets? Have you not washed your pants since you've been back from your wannabe Eat, Pray, Love journey of self-discovery? It's that, or you make a point each day to load your pockets with a mixture of American and foreign coins, just in the off chance some poor sucker waiting on you decides to entertain your stupid ploy for attention.
Nobody Cares that You Went to Nepal
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