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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

No Invite, No Cry

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Dec 10, 2013 at 10:54 AM

It's my birthday. I've invited 9 people to a dinner tonight.
My younger brother's girlfriend hears it on the fly and sends me a text, "I would have taken the night off if you would have included us"
I didn't invite you because, 1) my younger brother is a douche bag and 2) you're a douche bag queen.
I text back, "Duly noted"

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