A Quick Refresher Course

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Are you waiting on us or are we waiting on you?
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Weird, I never get a please or thank you for doing my basic fucking job. Then again, I get paid in money rather than niceties, so it's no big deal.
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If you are a server who consistently receives low tips, you should examine the service you are providing.
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Trying to...refrain from...hand gesture...but failing!
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**Yawn.**
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Shut up and get me that ketchup I asked for 10 minutes ago. Please.
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While I hope this person is never my server, I have never understood the discounted kids' meals. They should be double, and families are the worst tippers.
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I give all my manners to God, why should you get any?
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JEEZ,you should maybe not be working in customer service.
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Are you working Christmas Day? Oh I hope so. It's your big chance to tell those little rug rats that Santa Claus is'nt all he cracked up to be. How about a New Years Resolution...Be Nice.
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Everything I,A points out is true, but pointing it out is bad form. The service industry is a weird profession.
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2 dollars? Is this I anon or "Better off Dead"? Are we allowed to make eye contact with you? I do not want to incur the wrath of the sensitive server you know.
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When my kids were young, I sometimes tipped on the amount of the mess, as opposed to the bill. You may need to leave a five dollar tip for a small hot chocolate if there was a big clean up. It's called being an adult, and being respectful.
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I forgot to say this yesterday anonie, but: I cringe for how this comment thread's gonna go for you.
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Yo, I,Anon... Please go fuck yourself without lube and a 30 grit sandpaper condom!!! You are a piece of shit and probably always will be.

Your tips will always suck because you're a smug and detestable prick. I bet your coworkers laugh when you get shitty tips too.

BTW, I was out at dinner the other night and my server asked if I'd like another drink. My response... "That's sounds great." Guess that makes me a piece of shit because I didn't thank him until he came back with my beer, right?

Try saying this shit to someone's face when you're ready to quit, or more likely, getting fired. Even a passive aggressive Portlander would probably knock your teeth in. God, i hope it's me you do this to one day. Until then, go play in traffic.
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Why does it always seem that those who wish to lecture you on manners tend not to have any?
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Alright quennie lad with mammy tendencies chop chop nothing to see here everyone has to get their hands on dirty sometime and dont mind that blue box over there here we go a tennar and keep the pints coming.
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OH I APOLOGIZE FOR PATRONIZING YOUR BUSINESS AND OFFERING YOU MY MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR A SERVICE. I'LL THINK BETTER OF IT NEXT TIME.
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I know exactly what hand gesture I'd like to give you.