Pool Rules for Adult Swim


It always warms my heart to see one generation of douchebag impart crucial bro-ledge upon the next.

I now return to minding my own business on the other side of the room, which is to say that instead of wildly exaggerating my own penis size through a game of billiards, I'm doing what "adults" actually do in bars: drinking myself to death.
You should plan on getting knifed one day.