I get it. Your car is tiny and handles like a go-kart; you're also paying by the minute to get somewhere. Neither of these facts exempts you from driving as though we don't have common-sense traffic laws. Going 40 down MLK while weaving through traffic makes me wish bodily harm upon you. Those cars are fucking invisible to a normal blind-spot, and darting around people is going to catch up with you someday. Repent, ye sinners and see yourselves for the asshole drivers you are.
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