Did you get stood up by your mom again?
I’m a moron and this is my wife.
She’s frosting a cake with a paper knife.
All what we got here'’s American made.
It’s a little bit cheesy but it's nicely displayed.
Well, we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks,
We just get on the phone and call up some flakes.
They rush on over and wreck it some more
And we are so dumb, they're linin’ up at our door.
Well, our toilet went crazy yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says, "Never flush a tampoon”."
This great information cost me half a weeks pay and the toilet blew up later on the next day.
Substitute the word flake/flaking for siracha
And what's up with paper towels, huh? And airline food!
My friends and I just call this type of RSVP a "Portland 'No'".