Moms are great, aren't they? Sure, sometimes they forget your new address you've given them multiple times, and send you Christmas presents and a check for $40 to said old address. And sometimes, the FUCKS who rented the house after you forge your name and cash the check, because god knows they need the money more than my literally poor, aging mother who started tearing up saying, "Forty dollars is a lot to me." when she realized what happened. Enjoy those fleece-lined tights felonious mother fucker, and you better hope the landlord changed the locks. (Knowing him...it's not looking good 4 U, AMIRITE?)
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