Snot Face

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And we're all sure you have very important shit to finish, Dr. Schweitzer.
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Juggalos get pissed when Walmart is out of Faygo.
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Silly Juggalos, don't they know that Gen X also carries Faygo?

Also I pawned my last original caffeinated can of Four Loko to Hawker's Locker for a sweet twenty bucks
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The sickfuk I,A vented anonymously rather than kicking some little kid's ass. For that i am glad.

The bug zapper has attracted yet another pestilence which would otherwise have done senseless evil.

By the way, I picked a little something up from KFC at xmas dinner. Todd you like?
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I'm thinking you picked your snotty nose as a kid and ate it. You're jealous that you can't do that in public anymore!!
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Guessing I,A doesn't remember being a kid.

Guessing that's because I,A is face-first in a bag of paint thinner.
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25 year old despises kids, turns 32, has kids.

"Fucking chickenshit anus" sounds like a really dark form of porn.
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Yeah, how DARE they perpetuate the species/take on the task of raising the next generation (who will be supporting YOUR sorry ass when you are some snot-nosed, hacking, senile elder in a shitty diaper inconveniencing everyone else).

You'd better hope they have more patience and tolerance for you then than you have for them now, but I wouldn't count on it, given that you're an asshole now and aren't likely to change much...except to expect everyone else to cater to you and your age-related needs/issues later).

In the meantime, get bent. We live in a multi-generational society. The onus is on YOU to segregate yourself from those you find offensive due to their age, not the other way around.
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Did you really just say "get bent"?
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Actually, I wrote it, but yeah. I have a broad and eclectic vocabulary ;)