Not that I am either, but I don't try, unlike you and your played out black skinny jeans, hipster-Hitler hairdo and your janitor keys (janitor keys still???) Go back to your regular-fit cargo pants, white socks and cross-trainer tennys you were wearing when you first moved here from WI. I'd respect you more for just being you.
Dude, You Ain't Cool
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