We're still basking in the beauty of Oregon and don't want to bitch about anything BUT this bike bridge battle is so "We've spent a ton on a trinket so let's get the duped peons to pick a name. The name is going to be one hand picked by the committee and assigned and awarded to an in-law outlaw. Probably the Oregon Trail Suffragette should get it and it'll be called the Abigail or the Abby. I've just given that name the kiss of death by jumping on it. I've got my thanks for submitting, but not a chance in hell note and I can't wait until March or December when they pick the winner.
Bail Out our Blunder Bridge (Battle)
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