You chatted me up on OKCupid. Based upon your profile pictures and our conversations, you seemed like a relatively handsome and nice guy. We set up a date for drinks.
I get to the bar and it is immediately clear to me that the photographs you posted on your profile were at least 10 years old, maybe 15. You were balding, your teeth were yellow to mossy green and snaggly. Also, you were weird and awkward. Totally not what I was expecting to see.
Do the the single ladies out there a favor, take a new photo with your smartphone and post it. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I had known what you REALLY looked like.