Listen dude, leaving your books out of the shelf and all piled up in the readers room it's not cool at all. Fancy that, go to a caffe or somewhere where they will put up with your brattiness. I did not study 9 years to clean up your stuff. You place them behind, right there, where I tell you. In the historics spot. An then push 'em in, I don't want no lousy looking arrangements in my bookshelves. I don't get paid enough for this. Whaaatt?? that you won't return your library card when I tell you to? Then I walked over and called you a piece of shit and everyone agreed with me and even went out to send a letter to your employee calling you an irresponsible social worker and you never nobody ever gave you a job ever.
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