There I was in the passenger seat of my boyfriend's car, peeling myself a hard-boiled egg to eat for breakfast on the way to work. I threw a piece of eggshell out the window while waiting for the light to change in front of your evidently holy place of unsafe workout practices, when I was suddenly surprised to find a person standing right next to me outside the car, and even more surprised when you threw my egg shell in my lap, saying "You should really find a garbage can for that." REALLY? Should I? For that bio-degradable piece of calcium?
I have a better idea: you should really find different ways to exercise your lack of power in this world. You should really stand up to environmental injustices that actually matter. Crossfit not enough for you? I'm sorry you're so unhappy that you felt the need to be a cowardly aggressor to a 5' tall woman. I wonder if you would have found the courage to be so very brave and stand up for the environment over an eggshell if it were my boyfriend in the passenger seat and not me.
I hope you sprain your knee doing your bullshit exercise routine and get fat when you can't work out, jackass.