Dude, I GUESS I understand if you want to watch porn in a public bathroom on your cellphone, if that helps you or whatever. I would suggest, however, choosing a bathroom that DOESN'T have two stalls, and if you must, at least use some earbuds or turn off the god damn volume. To make it worse, it seemed like you pressed play right when I sat down, prompting me to immediately leave when I heard moaning sounds coming from 2 feet away. Fuckin' weird, man.
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