At first I wasn’t gonna do it. I was repelled by your lack of manscaping and the way you yelled on the phone. But then that dry spell hit. I sat contemplating switching teams, buying new toys, etc. Then we ended up having a couple neighborly shots and one thing, well you know.. Now its six months later and while you may have eeked it out by getting a little neighbor nookie for these last six months I need to raise the bar and get rid of you. Sadly, though I still have eight months left on this lease so at least I’ll be reminded of my absolute bottom when it comes to dating. Thanks