No, I'm your new neighbor and putting your recycle and garbage bins in the street won't reserve your spot asshole. I'm the guy who sets them on the sidewalk. And then parks in front of your crib.

I loved how you rolled up every night the last few weeks, looking at your bins on the curb and MY fucking car in the cherry ass spot in front of YOUR fuckin house. Yep. And then I biked or trimetted it to work the last week + do be a complete dick...