Stop using these ridiculous filters to make your piece of shit 450sq ft shoebox condo look bigger. Do you really think you're fooling anyone? It looks so cartoonish and skewed, you might as well open paint.exe and draw a 2500 sq ft loft and say that's the floorplan.
Also, stop saying "this is what Portland living is all about" in your ad. No it's not, it's gentrified condo living that is a blight to the neighborhood and caters to assholes like myself who are fine being robbed so we can enjoy a/c, w/d, sound proofing, no mold and modern amenities.
Lastly, if you post 5 or so pictures with your ad and they're of the lobby, the courtyard, a scone on a doily, a hipster girl walking her dog, a hipster girl sipping coffee, a hipster girl smiling on her bike, a hipster girl doing anything, a potted plant, a yoga mat, Powell's, etc, I'm just going to assume the apartment itself is a piece of shit cubby hole with one single sad window that looks out to a brick wall. Just stop trying to sell me on the cool new lifestyle I'm suddenly supposed to inherit if I move into your horrible community. I don't mind if you rip me off, just don't make me cringe at your corny as fuck portrayal of the "Portland lifestyle" in the process.. it's so fucking embarrassing.