Nice job, assface. I heard you spending 2 hours shoveling the snow off your driveway and the sidewalk. That scraping sound woke me up at 9 am. I got up and read the news and they said it it was going to snow more today.
Guess what? They were right. I hope you threw your back out. Tonight around 3am, I'm going to blast Burl Ives greatest hits from my garage stereo towards your bedroom window as I drink whiskey and pee over the fence.