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Monday, February 10, 2014

Pretentious Smart Phone Pricks

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Feb 10, 2014 at 1:50 PM

Hey there elitist smart phone dumbshit. Yes you with that $800 gold colored iPhone. You're one of those clueless nimrods that walks around in a full surrounding with your phone on speakerphone. Do you see that line of dots just above your screen? Do you know what that's called? It's called an earpiece? How much of a retarded dumb shit are you that you can't figure that out and put it up to that thing on your head called an ear? It's meant to hear the other person on the line. Do you text so much you forget how to use a phone normally? Oh and we don't give a shit about your conversation thank you very much. None of us care about your opinions on the newest Keeping up with the Kardashians episode. Fucking grow up.

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