For all of you awesome people who chose to go out one day a year and are never satisfied, for all of you way too cool to be.. anywhere really, on that one "special" night. But especially, to you; the man in the $150,000 dollar car who not only ordered over $150 of food to go on one if the busiest nights of the year but had the audacity to ask that we run it out to your obnoxious car, thanks for keeping the tip. The world really has too many cheap, rich assholes; please don't make it out next year... All OF YOU!
Happy V-day, From All of Us Service Folk
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