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Sunday, February 16, 2014

Neighbor...Don't be THAT Neighbor.

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 8:13 AM

Look, I have no hard feelings towards you. I actually admire whatever home renovation/rainwater barrels/chicken cooping projects you have going on that take up all 30 feet of your driveway. Good for you. But when all those activities cause you to have nowhere for your big ass truck, please be considerate. Don't pass on the inconvenience by parking in front of MY house. We have two drivers in this house too, and when my roommate has to park a block away, it makes me want to box you the fuck in so bad you'll need a can opener to get your rig out. Cut the shit or I'll start hitting on your wife.

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