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Sunday, February 16, 2014

One Jerk, One Cup

Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Feb 16, 2014 at 12:38 PM

Happy Valentine's Day to the movie goer who left their jizz cup in the theatre for me to clean up last night. I know love was in the air, but next time, kindly blow your load at home/in someone's mouth/pussy/butthole/napkin that you put in the garbage/anywhere other than a recyclable plastic cup.
Love always,
Theatre Cleaner

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