Stop standing near the doors at the front of the bus if there is plenty of room (and even seats!) throughout the rest of the bus. It makes me have to push you to get in and out. I think I am rude and you think I am rude, and then I realize: no, you are the one that is rude. Quit BLOCKING COMMON PATHS YOU WEIRDO!!!!
Really, why do you do this? Just sit the fuck down and follow social norms.
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