Yep. You. Always taking my sharpee. I noticed this like 3 months ago, when you told me you didn't care and grabbed whose-ever sharpee from anyone's pocket.
I told you to leave mine alone. You started taking mine(as you told me and also I told you, no; don't do it).
I started putting mine in my ass crack as I went pee. I also walked in place to ensure full seasoning. An hour or so later, there you are with my sharpee in your mouth. Kinda beautifull as you are and asshole but kinda sad as well, who would that?
Well, anyway. You apparently like my ass smells. Can't really deprive you at this point.