I really do love you. I spend part of everyday of my life with you. You're great!
But, I fucking hate your new iQ credit union ad sooo sooo sooo much!!! I mean, ugh, I fucking HATE IT. SO. MUCH. I try work around it and avoid it, but every time scroll down on new page over yours to admire you, the motherfucking goddamn asshole jumps down and prohibits me from doing so.
Please kill it. I no it does things for you that I cannot.
But please, seriously, kill it.
Thank you for everything, except that fucking ad being there. All the time.
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