Hey roommate(s), Look, I get it. Razors are expensive and you apparently find yourself without your own quite often, but just so you know, when you use my razor...I know...I know by the tiny BLACK hairs you leave, even though you've attempted to wash them all off. I really hope you're not using it on your face... cause that's been all over my dyna and pretty damn close to my asshole. Let's just hope neither of us have any bloodborne pathogens we don't know about. Plus, it's just bad roommate etiquette.
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