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Saturday, March 1, 2014

Management of My Waste

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Mar 1, 2014 at 3:26 PM

I am reminded that garbage day is approaching in my neighborhood when I here you all dragging your plastic wheeled totes to the curb.

When it gets a bit darker and you are all settled in for the night, I
drag out my recyclables and garbage to deposit into your bins. That's right, YOUR bins. I save my self about 600 a year doing this and I have been doing this for at least a decade. I'm careful to never leave a clue but sometimes leave a calling card; the spent remains of a full catbox and a large sack of mushy dog poop. bwahh ha ha ha!

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