To the drugged-up, dirty little thieving couple who we kindly let rummage through our stuff to help find a missing t-shirt while we were soaking at Bagby Hotsprings: GO TO HELL. You stole my brand new jacket, my wallet, someone's phone and more. GO TO HELL. You managed to pull it off in front of a half dozen people. Impressive, now GO TO HELL. You are not worth the smiles unknowing strangers give you. You are not worth the things that you steal. You are not worth me typing this message to you, so be thankful when I say.. so long as you remain a thief, GO TO HELL.
Thief in the Tub
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