I'm sorry but we need to break up. Now that we’ve had a few dates I just know that it's not going to work out. The honest truth is you're just not funny. The other truth is that I can’t stand your friends. Your older friends are the type of people who listen to Prarie Home Companion. Your younger friends are socially awkward (not in a charming way). I'd say "I hope we can be still friends".. but I'd be lying.