Okay, so now this gremlin is pushing her carriage cart shit around, bumping into other shit. Mommy still fucking chowing down on some mac and cheese. Then this monster goes out of view for a few minutes, with the stupid cart, who knows to where, and mommy is still unconcerned on her cell phone now. I don't want to say it, child abduction, but you are a good parent, so I'm sure you are very aware of good, responsible parenting skills.
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