To the person that walked off with my black leather pencil bag on 3/11 at the Central Public Library... As I see it, you've got two options to redeem yourself. 1) Return the bag to the library. This is what you should have done in the first place, but it's not too late to do the right thing. It's a hardship for me to replace those items, but if you choose to keep them... 2) Make awesome art. A few of those pens (especially the refillable brush pen) are fucking rad. So do something special. No, I'm not talking about drawing a three-nutted wiener on a bathroom stall. I've been using those pens to make a comic, so give that a shot. Turn this into an opportunity to try something new, but don't just fuck around: those pens demand your very best. If you're not up to the challenge, give them back. They have zero resale value, and are only really good for making art. The choice is yours.
Pen Thief Has Two Options
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