I have a new hatred for sneezing in public. Its not so much the fact that you sneeze with so much gusto that I just about have a heart attack thinking somebody has been shot, but rather the fact that you did it all over the red delicious apples in the produce aisle at the grocery store. How vacant is your mind that you cannot feel a sneeze coming on ? Why not attempt to cover it in some manner ? Why so damn loud ? Is this how you would sneeze in church, sitting in a pew all over the back of your neighbors head ? Don't just wipe your mouth and walk away from those contaminated apples ! And why is it if you go to an all you can eat buffet it is mandatory that they attach sneeze guards over your food but at the grocery store anarchy rules the day ?
Ease your Sneeze Please
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