Look, I understand the need for traffic safety and that speeding can be dangerous. But we all know that all of those speed traps and cameras you have set up are simply to raise revenue because your business owners don't want to pay taxes. I really needed that $160 at the time and it really hurt to have to send it to you instead of buying groceries for my kids. Yes 41 in a 30 is speeding, but on road that is at that point a divided highway and about to merge with another highway going 45 is kind of a dick place to put a speed trap. So for what it's worth, I am boycotting you Milwaukie. I will not spend any money with any of your businesses, I won't even pass through your nasty ass on my way somewhere else. Start paying for your shit in a responsible way; and stump up for the Sellwood Bridge too, jerks.
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