I've recently noticed that people are not putting down those spacers on the grocery store conveyor belt. You know that ones? The ones that are meant to divide MY groceries from YOURS? There was a time when this was just polite and courteous behavior in this fair city of ours, but now people are so self-absorbed that this small act of courtesy has gone the way of the dodo. It's all about me, me me, and this is my world and what do I want and when do I want it, right? Well, the next time I'm in line and you fail to put the spacer down, I'm going to drop my slab of beef right on top of your fucking bunch of kale. I won't even double wrap that meat in plastic and I hope the juice (blood) contaminates the FUCK out of your veggies. Take heed people… take heed.
A New Trend
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