Dear Oregonian,

The way you toss it in my front yard every couple of days makes me think you consider it trash. I don't like trash in my front yard.

I'm not against you, Oregonian, I'm against you forcing a dying business model down people's throats and creating so much waste while you're at it.

Your over compensation, (the fact we do not solicit your paper yet you insist on delivering it,) clearly shows you know you're in a losing battle against changing times, and you're too scared to roll with the punches. - Little miserable scared child you are.

Grow up and get some youngsters in there. If we're ever going to read your paper, it's going to be online, not on a piece of rain soaked tree pulp.