As part of a promotion with 94.7 FM, tix for next Thursday's Chvrches concert were all priced at $9.47. Naturally, they sold out quickly. That would be fine if it was all fans. I'm not surprised in the least, but many of the tickets were obviously bought by scalpers, because there are a ton on StubHub—averaging $94.70.

Fuck you scalping motherfuckers. You're part of the problem and you know it. Lie to yourself all you want. You know you're horrible. I hope you're inconvenienced infuriatingly in hundreds of petty ways for the rest of the year.