I knew one day I'd see someone I know in a porn video, but it was still a surprise to see you, a friend of my wife's, sitting on that casting couch. I've always known you have nice breasts, it's not like you hide them, but seeing your full kit, hard at work, and checking out your techniques. I mean, wow. From start to finish (on those aforementioned breasts), you really put on a heck of a show. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But I did download that video. You know, for posterity.
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