To the creep on 39th and Hawthorne who thought it reasonable to touch my arm multiple times while wishing me a "good day" after walking behind me for a block: FUCK OFF!! Seriously?! What gives you good incentive to touch a complete stranger on the sidewalk? I know that my silky smooth shoulders may look enticing to the touch, but they are only exposed for the sun to tickle me. You are so lucky that I didn't have my ninja shoes on today, or else I would have snapped that arm backwards and dislocated your shoulder. For other creepers out there who think it's okay to touch young women on the street, it isn't! Especially pregnant mamas! They might kill you.
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