Welcome to the Future!
I just want to be weird. I tried the unicycle thing, the tall bike thing, the tattoo deal, the crazy hair, the mom jeans, drinking, being loud, being wild… I've tried it all. I even opened up a little boutique 2 years ago in one of the hot neighborhoods. I'm merely writing this to figure out what's next? I'd like opinions on things I could do to freak people out, have them look at me, make them think. Portland is a fun place to be and I really want to express myself in a unique and individualistic way. What's the best is having my friends and family back in the Midwest see my wild photos and get all shocked and dismayed. That is really fun! Anyway, I'm open to ideas and will implement the best ones post haste! Help me out people! Keep Portland Weird! :-)
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