Dear older gent constantly cycling the Eastside in a Pine State Biscuits jersey on your white road bike. You have the most severe anger problem. I've randomly witnessed you seek out altercations on THREE separate occasions with drivers while on my bike. Your maniacal FUCK-laced tirades with spit spewing from your mouth are an embarrassment to all cyclists, your family, friends, and Pine State. You are the problem. Calm down. Ride defensively. Quit being a horrible human.
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