To all the deeply scared people out there using gas leaf blowers, the leaves wont kill you. You don't have to use a loud as fuck gas powered machine to blow them 5 feet away, only to have them blow right back. You know what works great? A FUCKING broom! Any morning downtown is like a symphony of engines whirling. Does it really save that much time/money? Or do we just want to play with our toys? I just want to shake everyone one of you and tell you "THEY ARE JUST FUCKING LEAVES!!"
They are Just LEAVES People!!!
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