Just so you know there are some things about our crazy-assed community that pisses me off.
1. Don't piss in the res and if some asshole does don't drain the damn thing. That is Stoopid!!
2. Screw your obsession with dogs...they poop and scratch and are generally irritating.
3. You are NOT gluten intolerant. Some fucking naturopathic fuck said you were...but you're not. Give it up.
4. Vegans are generally nice but they don't know more about life than anyone else...period.
5. Strip clubs are not fun. Nice women take their clothes off for old fucking dried up pervs. Stop it!!
6. That is all for now!!