Dear Shitty Theatre, I realize you are a small business, but when I go to see someone perform on your stage it is fucking torturous. This is due to the fact that there are blinding Guantanamo Bay lights focused on the entire audience. Everyone NOT PERFORMING looked like a god damn heroin user. You know those empty bars on the ceiling in front of the stage...those are for fucking STAGE LIGHTS. Or be fucking Portlandish, get some kind of god damn cover for those Skeksis lights sucking out everyone's souls. The atmosphere in your business sucks ass.
Blinded By The Lights
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