You men who make all those unnecessary noises whilst pooping!? What gives? Just earlier today, some schlub was moaning from a stall in a public bathroom. I get it that you are in the middle of some discomfort but from now on, I'm gonna call 911 on your ass! Maybe that will shut you the hell up. It's just pooping for fuck sake. Poop and go. End of story you freaky ass shitter.
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